talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it's like iHOP with fire
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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