Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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