my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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