Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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