Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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