My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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