You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
As shirtless as possible
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
