So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
did i walk over a car last night?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
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