You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I love you.
Bad choice
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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