Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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