He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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