I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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