The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
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