You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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