Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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