You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
