ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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