i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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