id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
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