Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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