I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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