My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
So many bounce houses so little time
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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