we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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