just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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