omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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