My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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