my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i now understand why vodka
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
So. Much. Porn.
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