we're blogging at a bar
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
A+ Viking dick
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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