I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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