There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
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