I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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