This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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