So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Randomize
