If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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