Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Randomize
