Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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