I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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