Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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