Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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