so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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