Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
where am i from again
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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