u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Its about making memories worth repressing
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
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