Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
