who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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