Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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