Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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