Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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