I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Are we still banned from the library?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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