So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize
