He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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