It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
